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Starting in March 2007, Galacticast will be selecting ONE audience-based idea per month. Enter your ideas in the wiki page below and please put your name next to your skit idea so we can credit you in the episode.

[edit] List of Skit Ideas, as suggested by Galacticast viewers

  • Galacticast hot host search - Found on the cutting room floor or the temp files all the Auditions for hot new host. Some of the "hottest girls" have sent in some clips to Rudy. Some of these girls will do anything to get on the fast track or trek. "anything"!! A few are not even girls. Alas poor Rudy is still pining for Casey to host the show, even if a couple of the finalist did cause some other wood. From the rambling mind of Bladehoonslayer
  • Scifi & real world - A blond haired girl speaks with Rudy but only Rudy can see this girl. This girl (like the cyclon in battlestar galactica) follow him in party, job reunion, ..., wc, ...
  • The Fifth Element
  • The Master Vs Derren Brown suggested by Haze. The Doctor Who character The Master runs into British mentalist Derren Brown in a night club and accuses him of stealing his act. A vicious mind control battle ensues encompassing the bar tender, the girl Derren is with and the surrounding club patrons.
  • The Fly - A scientist (Rudy) is working on transporter technology for the benefit of mankind. With his work almost done its time to test the equipment however being unable to afford a monkey he uses his assistant (Dave Noiseux) as his test subject instead. As the transporter powers up the assistant's fiance (Casey) runs in to give him a hug and wish him luck. The scientist is unable to stop the machine and after a bright flash of light only the assistant walks out, que 1950s transsexual fun! (This is not an attempt to get Dave dressed as Fran-N-Furter again or to say "How dare you! im all woman"...not much anyway.) A very rough idea by Ian Stuart
  • Sliders - suggested by Lia Bradley. Casey, Rudy, Dave and Em slide to a parallel world where Galacticast has made them rich and famous.
  • Spoof of the Thundercats? Snarf snarf!! Marshall Jones
  • Dancing within the Stars - Simply pair up different characters and brush up on your moves this should be fall down funny.
  • "My Lost Science Project!" - Sort of like Edgar Allen Poe the author of the "Raven," and the "Tall Tail Heart," meets with "Weird Science." Two Horny teenagers decide they wanted to make a girl of their own since they had no way of getting some on their own but they have some troubles of their own that they didn't expect. Instead of making a woman of their dreams they find out that they make a no good nagging "B*#@$," with a bad body odor that sort of smells like old dead fish! The two horny teenagers decided that the only way to get rid of her once and for all was to kill her and cut out her heart but being the two little geeks that they were would make it hard for them. They tried everything like poison, accidental electrocution, but finally all they had to do really was show her that they both have little tiny slongs witch causes the creepy, smelly, bad science project went wrong, woman to instantly die of a heart attack. They decided to cut out her heart and hide the remains underneath the floorboards of their tiny one room apartment building. Several weeks past and it seemed that the nightmare the two horny teenagers endured was finally over and they both wowed that the next time that they can't control their manly urges was not to make a woman of their own but instead get the latest copy of the "Sexiest SCIFI Babes Exposed," magazine to satisfy their lustful dreams. However the two horny teenagers start to hear this thumping sound which started out softly but grew louder and louder sort of like a beating heart. Both teenagers were going crazy as well as the entire apartment building, even the building's caretaker who was a large, sloppy, man went to see what all the racket was. Suddenly the floorboards began to shake where the two horny teenagers hid the women's heart that they created. When they pulled away the floor boards the Building's caretaker was surprised to what he would see, "That's My Lost Science Project!" He said and both the caretaker and his newly founded Science Project lived happily ever after! As far as those two horny teenagers no one knows exactly what happened to them till this day except if you listen very carefully at the next full moon you might be able to hear the moans and groans they make when they read their endless copies of "The Sexiest SCIFI Babes exposed!" - The preceding was submitted by Troy Stamer aka Edgar the Geek!
  • Lost Meets Gilligan's Island - The Lost survivors meet the real "Others", the castaways on Gilligan's Island. -- Greg Morgan
  • Gilligan's Island, but filmed in the style of Lost - A dark reimagining of Gilligan's Island. The crew and passengers of the S.S. Minnow find themselves marooned on a mysterious island. As they struggle to survive and investigate the island, we'll flashback to their lives before they shipwrecked. Such as, The Skipper as a Sean Connery-esqu Russian nuclear submarine commander. -- Greg Morgan
  • Foxy Beatrix Reads the Future - Pulp Fiction NonSequential storytelling meets irreverent video news blog scripted in Kill-Bill-esque dated 70s vocabulary. Reporter Foxy Beatrix, attempts to read the latest inter-blogs developments. The broadcast begins with a 5 sec shot of the end of the report. The rest is inter-cut with vignettes of poetic badasses shooting holes in bathroom walls, pickup-trucks named 'Booty Whip', and reheating metric-system cheeseburgers with their blasters (as they've gone cold during various hitman jobs; ah, the trials of the profession...). Foxy is constantly interrupted by holographic twitter messages and people throwing keyboards and reference books at her. Everyone sings a happy jingle at the end. by Will, http://metavitae.com
  • Nerd Amusement Video Box in the 24th Century - Ivana Whorevich, smiley girl reporter with huge boobs interviews Jabba the Hut, Han Solo
  • Simply include the following classic sci-fi dialogue exchange:
- Person A exclaims "I come in peace!"
- Person B levels a large firearm at Person A and deadpans, "You go in pieces."
  • Six of One - A mash-up between The Prisoner, Battlestar Galactica, The Village, Tron, Austin Powers, Thunderbirds, and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Casey, as Caprica 6 (from Battlestar Galactica), is abducted and taken to The Village (as in M. Night Shyamalan's The Village) where she undergoes an identity crisis. "I am not a number! I am a free cylon!" etc. She is confounded by Number Two (Rudy as Robert Wagner's Number Two from Austin Powers, whose eye-patch is always breaking continuity) who, in turn, answers to the mysterious Number One. As Caprica 6 battles Rover (instead of a freaky weather balloon as in The Prisoner, perhaps the orange from A Comicbook Orange?) and the brainwashed denizens of The Village (Dave Noiseux as Adrian Brody's Noah Percy in M. Night Shyamalan's The Village, and Fred Ngo as M. Night Shyamalan from any/every M. Night Shyamalan movie), the identity of the villainous Number One is finally revealed. But Jonathan Frakes is off the hook (Number One from ST:TNG) because in a cutaway we see him (Dave again) directing a Supermarionation version of Thunderbirds 2. And instead of following suit with The Prisoner and having the villain be SPOILER NOT MENTIONED, it turns out to be the Master Control Program (MCP) from Tron, which makes no sense but it would be cool to see Rudy's face in the center of that VFX, right? So Caprica 6 and crazy Noah Percy along with M. Night Shyamalan escape on the Tron light cycles while stuff 'splodes and the Beatles "All You Need Is Love" plays in the background. Well, that's the basic idea. -William J. Meyer
  • Inside the Galacticast Studio - A spoof of "Inside the Actor's Studio" where either Casey, Rudy, or both are interviewed by James Lipton. Throughout the interview, daydreaming gets the best of the interviewee, and special effects start mingling into the real world. Imaginative things could start off with simple disfigurations or additions to Lipton's appearance. Any subject matter could be appropriate. One could make him look slightly insect-like and have him start his sentences with Chan and end them with Tho, or perhaps all of a sudden he appears (to Rudy and Casey) as Jonathan Frakes. Lipton is required to reign in his guest(s) from time to time to have questions answered, eventually requiring the taping to cease, and asking them to leave, the skit ending with the dynamic duo of Galacticast complaining about people not taking their show seriously. -- Cody Wilson
  • What is the Extensive Reality Simulating 2-Dimensional Array - A spoof of "The Matrix". Rudy is a perfect Morpheus, Casey was born to play Trinity, and the Emily showed in Sci-Fi Challenged that she can pull off a transgender Neo. Other than that, all you need is very dramatic electronic music while the camera swings around you guys wearing cool clothes and sunglasses! When you introduce Trinity, she's seated at a computer, dramatic music playing. Camera reveals she's in an intense game of Solitaire. The police surround her, and she stands up. Clearly, something really, really cool is about to happen. But instead of the beyond-cliche jump into bullet-time, she starts screaming and flailing her arms, "get away, get away, get away!" Her spastic limbs strike the policemen, launching them off of their feet and into unconsciousness. The last cop shoots himself rather than face her. She runs from the room just as an Agent (Dave) appears. She runs down some stairs, followed by the Agent and the cops. She JUMPS over the last step, effectively taking two steps with one move! The Agent jumps as well, and the cops pull up short. "Th-tha-at's...that's impossible!" -- Incredibly, I have written 10 pages of this, yours truly, The Two-Digit Kid
  • Se7en; alternate ending - Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey and Brad Pitt are in the desert. A box is delivered. Morgan opens the box, and is upset. "What's in the box?" asks Pitt, and then, again, more frantically, as Spacey starts to babble on about Pitt's beautiful wife. What's in the box? Happily, it's a puppy. Serial killer Spacey brought them a chocolate lab to make their family life complete, Morgan is crying tears of happiness, and Pitt looks forward to litter training. Pete Hindle.
  • A joke to put in somewhere: Vogue-On - The fashion magazine for the sci-fi set. (-- Ian Nicholls)
  • And get 30 percent off - General Zod has come up with an ingenious plan. He will use the ruse of selling shoes with a marketing gimmick. People will "kneel before Zod and get 30 percent off". Kal El is somewhere else so the Batman (campy 60s version) and Robin (who secretly has eyes on the cute elven slippers) are the only hope against this menace.
  • I Am Legend - Rudy is the last guy on Earth... except for, you know, everyone else.
  • Pizza Delivery - When pizza delivery boy Vincent Price wanders into a vacant Galacticast HQ, things get bad for the late actor. Waiting for his patron to show up, he notices the HQ is almost a museum to all things that start with "P"--pasta, pineapples, portraits, pacman, and even the pope. Realizing that among the few things missing from the exhibit are pizza and Price himself, Vincent makes a run for the exit only to be stopped by the "curator". Rassilon
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